eu não devia te dizer
mas essa lua
mas esse conhaque
botam a gente comovido como o diabo





"well, sir, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm just as lost as you are - or even a bit more, I'd say. the pure truth is that I only came here to use the bathroom"





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uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying guys:
ew fat chicks guys:
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying guys:
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol guys:
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it guys:
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying? guys:
haha girls suck at math/science/sports guys:
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband guys:
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it guys:
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries? guys:

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